Have you heard of the Naughty Elf on the Shelf?
I am sure that you have heard of the Elf on the Shelf, but the naughty one?
Yes, he exists. And he is hilarious!
They even made a book about him:
The Elf on the Shelf – a Christmas Tradition Gone Bad
Check out these Naughty & Slightly Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Ideas.
And you guys know I think it’s funny….
Here is the naughty book! You can purchase it at a few places.
Let’s take a look at what the Naughty Elf is up to…
He drinks beer for breakfast. Lots of beer.
He takes marshmallow baths with his Barbie friend.
He tends to curse, drink, and smoke. A lot.
{Guess who’s crazy cousin is back in town?}
All of this results in a hangover – usually around mid-day.
Is the he a sugar daddy? Possibly.
He tends to leave “droppings” in the most random places.
He is also a great graffiti artist!
This naughty little fella is also a guilty cross dresser.
I can’t forget to mention the girl Elf on the Shelf.
She dances on her candy cane pole for money.
Oops, someone had a little too much to drink at the Christmas party!
Bottom line is that no one is safe as long as this guy or gal is on the shelf.
I definitely don’t recommend trying any of this at home folks. Keep it nice for the kids, eh?!
So have you heard of the Naughty Elf before? To say the least, I thoroughly enjoyed writing this post.
Be sure to move your little guy tonight! 🙂
I can’t look at our Elf on the Shelf the same again! Hahahah! So funny!
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He’s a naughty little bugger!!
Bahahaha!
Lol!! I know!! Hahahaha!!
This is too funny, Kellie! I have to get the parody version now :). The elf on the candycane pole is hilarious!
I know!! This just totally cracks me up!! He hee!! xx
Too funny! My kids are waaaaay to old for the Elf on the Shelf phenomenon so I never got into the craze. These are totally funny yet slightly disturbing. 🙂
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Haha Sandra I know!!! Cracks me up!!!! Thanks so much for stopping by!!
Hahaha! I love this! Especially the toilet one. No, no, the photo copy one!
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Like seriously it’s just too hard to decide! But that photocopy one….hahahahaha!!!! Thanks so much for stopping by the blog!!